H’burg in The Onion
posted by Brent FinneganIt actually has nothing to do with our little city (although the Clerk’s race would have been perfect Onion fodder). As a longtime fan of The Onion, I thought I would pass this story along:
LOCAL BOY TRAPPED IN FAMILY
HARRISONBURG, VA—Rescue workers and concerned neighbors gathered Saturday outside the Conklin residence on Waterson Avenue where authorities say local child David Conklin remains trapped in a dangerously lame family, a harrowing ordeal now entering its 13th tense year.
posted: November 10th, 2007 by Brent Finnegan
filed under FYI.
Comments: 3
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Comment from Emmy
Time: November 10, 2007, 5:04 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!
Comment from David Miller
Time: November 10, 2007, 7:36 pm
“People are still uncomfortable with, and often feel threatened by, the idea of a woman slitting open a stranger’s throat and watching him drown in his own blood,” Trisher wrote in her most recent book, Shattering the Blood-Spattered Glass Ceiling.
That was a hilarious “article” that I read after the bored boy story. If you haven’t visited the link finn provided, do it now!
Comment from Bubby
Time: November 11, 2007, 11:32 am
Well who among us has not walked in those shoes. We used to have a very effective solution – get a job.
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